baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way
petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun
my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.
can somebody explain me this gif?
IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY
top gear is the best
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
i wanted to get hit on at work just one time, today it finally happened a middle aged man gave me his number
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere